*whispers* im a filmmaker i swear
i met this girl at a concert like we literally talked for 30 minutes and we didn’t even know each others names she literally knew zero things about me and yet she trusted me to watch over her drink while she went to the bathroom like i could be a thief or something as far as she knew, but she could be 99% sure that i won’t drug her and i think that’s interesting
they wanted a “funny, witty answer to why you should work for us” on a job application so i wrote a little poem, if they don’t hire me i don’t know what to tell them
"no experience is required for this job"
"please provide contact details for at least three professional references"