i like having friends but i hate meeting people u feel me

tardismonkey:

bimbodinsons:

WHY IS MY DASH NOT FUCKING COVERED WITH SPECULATION OVER THE FACT THAT THEY MAY HAVE RECOVERED SOME MISSING CLASSIC DOCTOR WHO EPISODES AND WILL BE SAVING THEM FOR THE 50TH

WHY ARE PEOPLE NOT TALKING ABOUT THIS

_{Were you reluctant to take on [Much Ado About Nothing]?}

if-it-fits-it-ships:

benefrickcumberbatch:

soglideaway:

perksofbeingajediknight:

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irish man? 

None

DUDE

THATS LOW

just like the population of Ireland during the Great Famine

history nerds are the best.

frozenrevolutionary:

internalfrontierseternalidealist:

frozenrevolutionary:

This is the greatest thing I’ve seen in a long time.

Great Britain and its politics never fails to amuse.

Sometimes I get sad.  Then this comes across my dash again.

kilehfileh:

plot-insight:

Sherlock is being strangled at Soo Lin’s flat; pretty badly too. It looks like he passes out for a few moments and can barely talk afterwards. The attacker simply stops for some reason. Why? Because John, sarcastically bitching outside, has just said that he is Sherlock Holmes. Good luck for Sherlock that John is a Grand Master of Snark and the Black Lotus is entirely populated with total morons. It saved his life.

SARCASM IS NOT COMMONLY USED IN THE CHINESE LANGUAGE

LIKE IT’S REALLY FUCKING HARD TO BE SARCASTIC IN ANY CHINESE DIALECT, BELIEVE ME, I’VE TRIED.

It’s wasn’t because the Black Lotus were total morons, it was probably just because they weren’t entirely used to the concept of sarcasm. 

now that’s just fucking brilliant

vespidaequeen:

EMH T’challa and Clint have the best relationship.

hannahbeezy:

If I like you and I’m comfortable around you, I’m going to get weird.